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Story of my life

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

(via yourekissedbyfire)

hierarchical-aestheticism:

Wales

lostsplendor:

"Glamour of the Allies": French Postcard Set c. 1917 via Tuckdb

Give me the strength not to go write essays about these immediately.

(via lostsplendor)

“What kind of life can you have in a house without books?”

—   Sherman Alexie, Flight (via observando)

(via teacoffeebooks)

memeimpala:

what is teen wolf even about? wolves?? high schoolers??? demons?? people killing?? people dying?? children hurt you hear them crying??? can you practice what you preach and would you turn the other cheek?? father father father help us…..need some guidance from above……where is the love

(Source: drakeimpala, via yourekissedbyfire)

florigens:

老梅記錄 -1 by nelson_片刻組成永恒 on Flickr.
aphelia:

untitled by Millie J.A Clinton on Flickr.

americans in 1776:

i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so unfairly taxed right now

Me:

I'll stop reading and go to bed now

Book:

No.

Me:

Yes master.

(Source: 3rdavenue, via affluentia)

rochester:

accuses jane of bewitching his horse

rochester:

interrogates jane about her paintings

rochester:

leaves jane abruptly for months at a time

rochester:

stages an engagement with a hot rich aristocrat to hurt jane's feelings

rochester:

dresses up as a fortune teller to mess with jane's head

rochester:

neglects to tell jane about the murderous insane wife living in his attic

rochester:

wait jane why are you leaving